The WFBG Tour moved onto its first ever Major - The Masters, played in perfect conditions at Shandon. The inaugural Green Jacket went to your local vending machine guru Andy Parsons with an impressive 44 stablefords. His victory however remains shrowded in controversy as he reportedly failed the post round drug screening test. Parsons remains staunch in his innocence claiming the high testosterone reading can only be attributed to the Porirua Blue Watch and their Paleo diet, with its meat sourced directly from SSO Barry Murphy's Kopane farm. The committee is eagerly awaiting the results of the 'B' sample. The win shoots Andy up into 3rd overall.
Second place went to Boyd Atkinson who proved those who doubted his ability to play on a full size golf course wrong. The 2nd placing also means Atkinson now sits atop the standings, even with Marty Jillings who was absent playing wing-man at a wedding. Atkinson attributes his performance to a new outlook on life having nearly killed himself early in the Month with an exploding fish smoker.
Sam Fairley had his first top 5 finish of the year, somehow managing to piece together 37 points despite not reaching the ladies, and having a "whisky" in the bunker on the same hole.
Mark Donnelly continues to be Mr Consistent, finishing in the top 5 for the 3rd time in the 5 events he's played. With litigation pending over previous comments we can't say too much about Donnelly's round however the committee have proposed an out of court settlement of a half pint of Tui and a sausage roll following the next event to ease growing tensions...
And the final points on the day were shared by the master of ceremonies himself - John Flavin, and that little ray of sunshine Jamie Molenaar.
Another decent turnout was good to see so hopefully we have a big showing in the next event as the tours pride is at stake against our Palmerston North compatriates...
Second place went to Boyd Atkinson who proved those who doubted his ability to play on a full size golf course wrong. The 2nd placing also means Atkinson now sits atop the standings, even with Marty Jillings who was absent playing wing-man at a wedding. Atkinson attributes his performance to a new outlook on life having nearly killed himself early in the Month with an exploding fish smoker.
Sam Fairley had his first top 5 finish of the year, somehow managing to piece together 37 points despite not reaching the ladies, and having a "whisky" in the bunker on the same hole.
Mark Donnelly continues to be Mr Consistent, finishing in the top 5 for the 3rd time in the 5 events he's played. With litigation pending over previous comments we can't say too much about Donnelly's round however the committee have proposed an out of court settlement of a half pint of Tui and a sausage roll following the next event to ease growing tensions...
And the final points on the day were shared by the master of ceremonies himself - John Flavin, and that little ray of sunshine Jamie Molenaar.
Another decent turnout was good to see so hopefully we have a big showing in the next event as the tours pride is at stake against our Palmerston North compatriates...